Invisible. The things that I could get away with would be crazy. I could sit in and listen to any conversation about anything with anyone in the world. World Leaders, etc.
A winning scratch off lottery ticket
Did Triathlons when I was younger and raced against Lance Armstrong, once.
Summit Long Peak in Colorado and then do a higher mountain
Frozen corn picked fresh from the garden that I helped my grandmother prepare and freeze. It is dated 7-8-1978 and has never been opened.
Chicken and dumplings