I really like organizing large amounts of information with spreadsheets. It allows people to wrap their heads around larger projects and something I excel at.
Storytelling; from watching tv and movies to reading to writing my own. I love stories and I never really ever stop talking about them.
Translating German speeding tickets
With a budding teenager on my hands, I would definitely have to go with invisibility, that way I can follow her and all of her "admirers" around ALL of the time.
"I've seen you stumble before, you have always been quite good at getting back on your feet. That's just who you are."
Selling cotton candy, popcorn, and peanuts at Ray Winder Field
My chicken and black bean enchiladas are seriously on point
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