"Something I can't live without is my iPhone. I know, it's not unique, but I just love the technology that let's me talk, text, email, surf the web, play video games, take photographs, open the garage door, track my fitness (or lack thereof), turn on/off lights, watch movies, pay bills, all from the palm of my hand. We were such Neanderthals before smart phones."

Joe Wise

Administration

(501) 400-1036

What can you not stop talking about?

MMA (Mixed Martial Arts).

What is the most out-of-the-box task you do at work?

Out of the box? I'm an accountant. "Out of the box" will get you audited.

In one word, describe your first day at Cromwell.

Edifying

What was your first job?

Busboy at Denton's Trotline

What word best describes you?

Persnickety

What was the last thing you wasted your money on?

A reusable trap for wasps. It didn't work the first time, so why would I want to use it again?

What's something you've never done but want to?

Go zip lining. Nothing major, I just haven't done it.

What is your most unusual possession?

A framed poster of Jim Morrison's grave site. My wife wouldn't let me put it back up after we moved. Probably the right call.

What would the title of your autobiography be?

Strangers Who Happen to Know My Name