MMA (Mixed Martial Arts).
Out of the box? I'm an accountant. "Out of the box" will get you audited.
Busboy at Denton's Trotline
A reusable trap for wasps. It didn't work the first time, so why would I want to use it again?
Go zip lining. Nothing major, I just haven't done it.
A framed poster of Jim Morrison's grave site. My wife wouldn't let me put it back up after we moved. Probably the right call.
Strangers Who Happen to Know My Name