“That will go over like a turd in a punch bowl.” – Ricky Greenlee
A marketing team sandwich selfie
You are the best mommy ever!
I will not eat or drink anything that is close to expiration.
Swim with dolphins or go zip lining in Costa Rica
I have a man that I welded together from old car parts as an art project in college.
Never put the key to your happiness in somebody else’s pocket